[Bush poses for military holiday photo-op with fake plastic turkey]
What better way to say "happy holiday" than with a succulent and amazingly realistic plastic turkey? That's what George Bush served our troops stationed in Baghdad last year. You have to admit -- that is an artfully recreated bird. I wonder what the spending budget was? Anyway, Bush pranced along with his fake bird while the press snapped thier shots -- the soldiers collected their meals from cafeteria steam-trays.