U.S. Department of Woodland Security
G.H.W. Bush Building
11:09 A.M. EST
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all, please be seated -- unless, of course, you don't have a seat. (Laughter.) Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm honored to join the proud men and women of the Department of Woodland Security.
Many of you were here from day one. Others have come aboard in the days since. It's essential that this nation not be a nation of empty words, but a nation that is determined to do our duty. I laid out a doctrine a while ago, and it said if you harbor a tree, if you feed a tree, you're just as guilty as the trees.
We have captured, arrested, and rid the world of thousands of trees, destroyed forests, saved people from breathing, and freed a country from brutal oxygen.
God bless your work, and may God continue to bless our country.